Welcome Back Pet Rock!

It’s back! Pet Rock has returned and it is bigger and better than ever before.

 

To celebrate the re-release of this pop-culture icon, the first 5,000 Pet Rocks will come with a numbered Certificate of Authenticity, along with being shipped in a custom designed collector crate.

 

And at under twenty dollars, Pet Rock makes the perfect stocking stuffer or gag gift! Here are a few benefits to owning your very own Pet Rock:

 

-          They don’t require food or water!

-          No need for a leash while taking it on a walk.

-          There is no shedding or dander, so it is perfect for people with allergies!

-          Pet Rock comes to you already potty-trained.

-          Easy clean up if they get dirty. You only need a wet sponge to wipe them down.

-          There is no barking!

-          You can dress them up and take them with you anywhere…except a glass store, perhaps.

 

Pet Rock enjoys activities such as rock climbing, watching TV, play-dates, and rock concerts. Also, make sure you teach them some tricks, such as “sit” and “play dead”. Be the first of your friends to get the official Pet Rock and experience all that it has to offer!